[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Trucks for the transportation of goods are okay, I guess...

Trucks for the transportation of overinflated egos, on the other hand, are complete wastes of workmanship and resources.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ships, trains and planes are all cool.

Trucks though...

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Forty-one sounds insanely hot as an outside temperature if that's the standard you're used to. And that's the thing that the Fahrentards refuse to wrap their head around.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Deze commentaarsectie is hierbij overgenomen door het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

At least Kelvin and Rankine agree on the zero, soooo...

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I've heard of tragedeigh names before, but this takes the cake.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"I did not expect the leopards to eat my face!" Said the woman who voted for The Leopards Eating Faces Party

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I was not expecting a reference to Ea-nāsir...

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Their fly-sona.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Even with this edited version that tears down each argument as it came by, I still felt like my brain cells were dying.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think I prefer to stay inside

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

For the people who are
Still alive

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submitted 2 months ago by Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

TRANSCRIPT:

Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there's no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don't you dare!
Me: It's a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!

[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it's captioned with the text "Worth it"]

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world to c/support@lemmy.world

Pretty much what it says on the tin.

If I click the chain icon on a comment with MMB on the website (Lemmy.world, BE: 0.18.3, accessed via Firefox), it opens to a blank tab. If I do so with LMB, it works just fine.

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