For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
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Nooo I’m a monk
Get whatever has the highest resale value, then.
Which would also kickoff a fun side quest of finding a buyer, since the most expensive magical item in existence isn't exactly something you can pawn off in a random towns general store lol
They are in a kobold tribe that doesnt use money in an apocalyptic world. So, good luck on finding the buyer XD
...gloves of soul catching, staff of striking, magical tattoos, there are options...
No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?
A cockring that shoots magic missiles. They are white of course. That or a hell of a stap on
I was thinking parley keeping a weapon into having the dragon use a combination of them to transmog it into a sentient serpent for the lols.