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[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WTYP will never run out of content

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

WTYP is gonna have to list off half of the Trueanon rules for life for this one

[–] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the WTYP bit about these modern supervillains with their supervillain lairs are just dorks who do dorky stuff like mining bitcoin, and aren't worthy of a James Bond visit.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In fairness, a Bond villain would more likely be some evil genius who wants to blow up all the Bitcoin mines and capitalize on a sudden drop in valuation. One of these dipshits would be represented by a stacked 10/10 hottie who runs a Cyberpunk themed casino/brothel, has sex with him, and is found dead in the following scene after having been stabbed through the heart by a graphics card.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

found dead in the following scene after having been stabbed through the heart by a graphics card

rated R for Graphic Violence