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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capitalism 101 - sell whatever you can, whenever you can.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What are they selling? Apart from ads and your data. If anything it sounds like they’re saying the stress will make you consume less so it’s a horrible opportunity to lose weight if you haven’t been able to before. Still a weird take though as war is usually associated with being malnourished, might be the reason it seems offensive rather than trying to make the best of a bad situation.