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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago (4 children)

But particles don't make my dick feel big

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Even quarks aren't that small.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They call me quark cause I'm always down to top and up to bottom and I'm charmingly strange. Also I'm very very small

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Do you also mysteriously disappear whenever there's anyone interested in what you're doing?

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Seems like you're just not using them creatively enough

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!

[–] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's because you're using them wrong!