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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 104 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone ~~like this~~

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk ~~on the phone~~

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine meeting the love of your life ~~and then finding out they talk on the phone~~

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine meeting the love of you~~r life~~

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kibiz0r@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine there’s no rest of the sentence. Then who was phone???

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh my god bear was phone! How can that be?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Don't hurt me, no more

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out she breathes.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they're a real living human being.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

God I wish. I hate having novel length text conversations. Texting for one off quick or cute sentences. Telephone for detailed conversation.

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Voice messages live somewhere in the middle there.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why but I dislike voice messages. Either text or just call

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm not typing out a long ass text message.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you should call because I'm not listening to your voice message

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No you should listen to my voice message because I'm not calling 😀

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry but not happening, hope it wasn't important

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My voice mailbox is full and a refuse to empty it. If you want to leave me a message, send me a text.

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Voice message, not voicemail. It's like a text message but with your voice.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ahhh those. Yeah I'm fine with those. Text me the voicemail lol

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids..

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how you get a bloated battery STD ...

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, I've been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

This voids the warranty, unfortunately

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking