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Tolerating intolerance (lemmy.world)
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[–] DarthBueller@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait.... your version of lactose intolerance is you get "stopped up"?!? My version is dairy-based Draino pressure washing the bowl in brown noisomeness.

[–] SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, no. Sorry for the confusion. My husband, who is NOT lactose intolerant, will get constipated after eating lots of cheese while I will not.

Besides the loose bowel movements afterwards, I can also do a fair impersonation of one of the kids from a horror film (the exorcist, maybe) and have it spew from the other end.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Normies get stopped up by cheese, us intolerants counteract the constipation with explosive diarrhea.