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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
 

I gotta say... the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The stronger muscles of a human body is the one of their jaw. A bite can do serious damage. And when you dagger will cut or stab, your bite will ripe away skin and flesh.

[–] JoshuaSlowpoke777@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plus, human bites can carry a lot of bacteria and whatnot, so arguably some of that damage should be poison or necrosis damage.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

You sound like someone who hasn't been bit.

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Honestly it's all an abstraction anyway but I absolutely would not bring my chompers to a knife fight.

[–] Waffles@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's more about range though, isn't it?

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, I think the stabber will do more harm per second than the chomper.

[–] dragonshouter@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you bite an artery even a human can kill something. You can bite of a finger if you want to. The problem is people only think of biting in " I chomp and then I let go" instead of " I bite and do not let go but pull bake so I tear that chunk of the person off".

[–] teichflamme@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have fun getting to that artery. If someone is not holding still for you it's extremely lucky to do that.

Especially while getting stabbed.

[–] Gwimdor@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What are you going to do? Leave them at the inn? You can absolutely bring them with you and use them as the opportunity arises. Just because it's a knife fight and you have a knife doesn't mean you can only use the knife...

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

That's very true, although I'd love to play the kind of character who pulls their teeth out when they don't think they'll be needing them.