I actually found the weirdest hack for names on TikTok. Let's say his name is Fred. First think what weapon you're gonna kill him with that starts with an "F". Then pick a part of his body as the how. Example: I'm going to kill Fred with a fireaxe by chopping off his foot.
It is freaky how effective this is.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Brb, changing my name to Xavier in case I ever meet Gamerman153

[–] Gamerman153@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Nice to meet ya Xavier.... Gonna have to enlist the X-Men to take him out with maybe an X-ray....

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I’ll stick to trying to use the name three times, instead. Thanks.