Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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What in the shit is "xtreme programming"?
it's NewGame+ for when you 100% programming
Fuck you guys are getting progress??
I've been doing this for twenty five years and I'm nowhere near 100%. In fact I think my percent might be going down.
A real thing, believe it or not.Though I don't think what that guy said fits in it.
For a second, I thought they were talking about XGH (eXtreme Go Horse).
He is, whether or not he knows it.
It's when you write everything in l33t WITH CAPSLOCK ON.
I guess that makes COBOL the most Xtreme programming language.