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They would be too distracted by everything (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 116 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He might’ve been more interested in some antibiotics for syphillis lmao

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 23 points 11 months ago

Should probably grab some dentures for Washington

Oh and get him to tell Washington not to let doctors drain half his blood too

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol all the sex jokes, this one hits.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 5 points 11 months ago

Not really a joke, though. Back in the old days Syphilis was an untreatable disease causing rampant infertility as well as disfigurement and debilitating pain.