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submitted 11 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Bipta@kbin.social 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m a radical leftist who believes in forcibly castrating all men and sewing their penises onto newborn girls

This is what Republicans actually believe (or close enough)

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 17 points 11 months ago

They’ve spent their whole lives preparing to meet you in person and destroy you.

Handles that pretty nicely