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Not mocking cobol devs but yall are severely underpaid for keeping fintech alive (lemmy.world)
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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Fuck that job I would probably get stomach cancer from all the stress

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It really wouldn't be all that bad. If they're dropping $2m/y on a database admin, then their BCDR plan must be rock solid with crazy fault tolerances. I'd imagine outages are extremely rare.

But, if they're dropping that kind of money, you'd have to be an expert in the field. Or know someone.

[-] linuxdweeb@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

$2m is enough to pay for chemotherapy

[-] noli@programming.dev 17 points 9 months ago

Flipping burgers is enough to pay for chemotherapy. Src: am european

[-] planetaryprotection@midwest.social 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah I had convinced myself that I would only do it for a year and be able to retire much much sooner.

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