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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago

Linux: "This incident will be reported"

[-] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

I think that shit goes on your permanent record

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Just today i got: You are not on the sudoers list, this will be reported!

Edit: i kept trying and hoping the message would increase in urgency and verbosity

[-] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

You are not on the sudoers list; your family will be killed.

[-] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

You are not on the sudoers list; consider nothingness. Personally, I think each and every one of us has a little ‘nothing’ inside of them. You, me, probably other CLIs, too. But unlike everyone else, your nothingness will only grow… grow… grow… Festering, developing into novel pathologies, and destroying all hope until it consumes you entirely. Do you remember what your family members’ faces look like? Good. Try to keep that memory for as long as possible, and just remember— this is your fault. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SUPERUSER.

removed.

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

I always get nervous when my personal computer tells me this. I'm like reported to who, sudo?!?

[-] ReAcTiVVIZION@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago
[-] ImTryingLemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

of course there's an xkcd for that

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

Everything has a xkcd, if it doesn't check again

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

this guy

Actually it send a email to the root user I believe.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 2 points 11 months ago
[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

To the NSA, obviously..

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