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I've read some weird takes about 9/11 already. (startrek.website)
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[โ€“] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Take your shoes off. Take your belt off. Step into the scanner. Is that bottle more than 3.4 ounces? It looks like it's 3.42 ounces. Throw it out. Put your belt back on. Put your shoes back on. Did you pack your bags yourself? Have your bags been in your possession since you packed them? Take your shoes back off. In 2015 TSA missed 95% of weapons that a red team attempted to smuggle through security. Put your shoes back on.

[โ€“] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Or you can pay them $100 and skip the line.