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submitted 11 months ago by masimatutu@nerdica.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He sees you when you’re bashing

He’s hacked your VPN

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He knows you're not in the sudoers file

So he'll report your ass again

[–] Masimatutu@mander.xyz 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

I'll be damned if that's not the most relevant xkcd that I've ever seen.