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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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[–] Mok98@feddit.it 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Satanyoooom

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

You divided the thread, splitting reality into two! Now who knows what will happen!