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Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder (i.vgy.me)

submitted 11 months ago by popcar2@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 133 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You don't, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Its a "LiVe SeRvIcE"

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

"Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10"

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

Any resigning version of this?