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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Jingle Bells

Donald smells

Jai-l all the way

What a time

To be a live

Let's lit-i-gate him away

Hey!

Rolls off the tongue better.

I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 2 points 10 months ago

Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults