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If you had a gay bar, what would you call it? (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by pooh@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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I was initially going to call my hypothetical gay bar "The Man Hole" but I guess that's already a thing. Would "The Cocktagon" be too direct? What would you pick?

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[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The bar would be called "No Straights" and it would enforce that as a policy

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Might be kinda tough to enforce though. Would you force people to have gay sex at gun point? I probably would. ¯\(ツ)/¯

[–] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Like metal detectors I have created straight detectors and if a straight passes through alarms will blare and they'll be thrown back out onto the street and if they come back the rooftop snipers will shoot them