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Calling out of work (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It is very common for places to offer unlimited time off. They don't mean literally you can take every day off and still get paid. Typically you still need to get your job done.

Similar to how many jobs have free snacks in the kitchen, but if you went and ate everything in there you'd probably get a talking to. Or most jobs let you go to the bathroom whenever you need, but if you sat on the shitter all day every day it would be a problem.

This kind of thing involvea people, not a video game or genie you can trick.