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‘New York Times’ Invents Entirely New Numerical System To Avoid Reporting Gazan Death Toll (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I condemn the Israeli government for slaughtering civilians and committing endless war crimes

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

whoooosh (that's the sound of a hellfire missile being launched in your direction for antisemitic remarks).

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

idf want to know your location

[–] chrishazfun@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why you got to dox me like that man? Cornpop! You’re a bad dude!