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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by likeaduck@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don't forget the repository methods! getAllByTenantAndActiveAndCreatedAfterAndFirstNameContainsOrderByLastName

[–] victron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop it!

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

But the stakeholders said they needed two new filter criteria!

[–] Von_Broheim@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that can get ugly but it's still better than writing native queries because you know it's gonna automatically translate to any db specific sql flavour.

When they get a bit too long and ugly I either write default methods using specifications or I create a more concisely named default method that wraps the verbose monster.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or you could rename your fields to single characters! getAllByAAndBOrderByC

Now I feel dirty...