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finally there is a perfect monitor for Java programmers (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Von_Broheim@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, you never see this in enterprise settings. Sure builders or streams can get a bit long but you just pop each .x() on a new line.

And when they're on new lines intellij has a cool feature where it creates a little UI only comment next to the line showing what type it returns.

[–] XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In an enterprise setting we'd definitely create a method in that object what would have that chain in it, and call that instead... It seems like it's used over, and over again.

Anyhow, we're sitting here trying to make sense of something that obviously some sort of joke haha.

Man we're such fucking nerds.