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You can have anything you wan... (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 102 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Instantly granted all programming knowledge

"Well what the... God damnit! Who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Fucking JavaScript architects!"

[–] orrefailaT@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago

Every npm package gets downloaded into your brain, immediately collapses into a black hole

[–] rushaction@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

My gods. I think this just gave me flashbacks to this week.

I was recently battling node's import/require shenanigans trying to figure out how to import a typescript module in my basic program. I feel this so hard.

I walked away utterly hating the language and its ecosystem. Utterly defeated, I gave up.