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Why limit yourself like that? Just say "All languages". Depending on how liberally you interpret the word "language", you know know just about everything.
At that point just go for omniscience.
I'm already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.
You’d be one hell of a schmoozer as you’d know exactly what to say to people to connect with them.