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[–] JPJones@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.

[–] Dragster39@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

DNA is a programming language

JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.

Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.