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Don't visit their bathroom's tho. You might get covered with human feces.
you can do that in any bathroom
Except in this case, its WAAAAAAY worse. https://www.businessinsider.com/man-sues-dunkin-toilet-explosion-trauma-florida-2024
I know men's rooms have never been clean clean, but lately when I go in it's like someone tries to piss all around the seat in the stall.
The urinal isn't much better as there are clearly a lot of dudes who need a doctor to check up on their lack of water pressure so they dribble all over the floor.
I normally point myself in the general direction, close my eyes, and release, along with my hopes and prayers /s
But maybe it's because people can't tear their eyes away from their phones for even the time required to urinate, and so they really have no idea what happened, but the video they're watching was hilarious.
It was a video of some jackwagon pissing on the seat.
https://www.businessinsider.com/man-sues-dunkin-toilet-explosion-trauma-florida-2024
Jesus