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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I specifically quoted the part about making the road in front of a school so narrow a pickup truck would have trouble.

If it's too narrow for a pickup truck, how are school busses supposed to function?

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Then let me specify:

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other. There are also school buses for the other nearby schools like the middle school and high school running at the same time even when school starts times are offset.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Schools have more than one bus and they have to pass each other.

No they don't they can enter from the same side. You're just looking for excuses. Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren't the kids walking or biking.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

Also why do you need buses in the first place why aren’t the kids walking or biking.

???? If that's your solution then why is there a road to begin with? Just ban cars. Simple.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have one bus going in one direction to a school passing another bus going to another school.

In front of a school? Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

Have you only lived in an inner city where roads can be one way because they alternate in direction every block?

We don't have blocks.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are your schools connected directly to highways or something?

Roads are typically 2 lanes one in each direction. You already know this because you said a solution would be to remove the lane marker.

So you have a road with an elementary school, and 2 miles further down is a middle school. Even without that you have buses passing each other during pickup because busses only pickup kids on one side of the street so you don't have young kids crossing roads. So one bus runs in one direction down a road picking up kids direction down the road.

We don’t have blocks.

What do you call a section of inner city bounded on all sides by a road in your country?

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Roads are typically 2 lanes one in each direction. You already know this because you said a solution would be to remove the lane marker.

I'm someone else.

So you have a road with an elementary school, and 2 miles further down is a middle school. Even without that you have buses passing each other during pickup because busses only pickup kids on one side of the street so you don’t have young kids crossing roads.

Lots of questions here: Why can't kids walk 500m to the next bus stop? Why are streets so unsafe so that kids can't cross them?

Why assume that there's no larger road in between those smaller roads? Roads generally form a hierarchy, you have big ones feeding into middle ones feeding into small ones. Small ones should absolutely be safe to cross, also without explicit crossings, because they're traffic calmed and don't have much traffic in the first place. That's where houses and schools are, where there's no through-traffic because even if they aren't cul de sacs who would drive through a road you can't drive fast on when there's a mid-level road that you could take.

What do you call a section of inner city bounded on all sides by a road in your country?

Straßenblock. Let me put it differently: We don't have grids and nothing is regular. This is about as grid-y as it gets and if you zoom in you'll notice that the interior streets have no lane markers and some even are cobbled. Those connect to a street ( south, Hallerstraße) with bike lanes (don't need those on smaller streets because there's not enough traffic to warrant them), which connects to a four-lane (plus bus lane) street, Grindelalle, west. The intersection looks a bit crazy but it's actually safe for pedestrians and you should've learned how to cross streets safely and what traffic lights are in Kindergarten. You've also been there with your parents (going shopping or whatever) a lot of times, nothing scary really. That kind of density and housing is probably illegal to build where you are (it's illegal pretty much everywhere in the US and Canada).

And mind you Hamburg is awful when it comes to urbanism, way too car-centric. Not because of lack of public transport but because politicians are unwilling to kill off car traffic and the whole city is full of rich fucks with too much disposable income.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why can’t kids walk 500m to the next bus stop? Why are streets so unsafe so that kids can’t cross them?

I suggested banning cars.

"We don't have blocks"

Straßenblock

THAT TRANSLATES TO STREET BLOCK!

A block in the US doesn't mean a square either.

I already suggested, "Just ban cars. Easy."

It is required that children do not cross two lane roads to be picked up by school buses. I don't make the rules. I don't have a solution to US car culture. But making roads unpassable by school buses isn't an answer.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A block in the US doesn’t mean a square either.

Yes, great, blame a non native speaker for expressing himself incorrectly, correcting himself, and then quadruple down on it. I was thinking of unprioritised NY-style blocks you see all over the place in US cities, gridlock magnets. You know, places where people say "down the block" and generally measure distances in blocks.

It is required that children do not cross two lane roads to be picked up by school buses. I don’t make the rules. I don’t have a solution to US car culture. But making roads unpassable by school buses isn’t an answer.

If you look back at that Hamburg link, at those streets internal to the superblock, you'll notice that they are wide enough for buses to go through. There's no regular bus lines through there (there's two metro stations and plenty of bus stops surrounding it) but a school bus isn't regular service, it doesn't need to play by the same rules. You can make a pickup at one of those very spacious intersections. It's not being done because there's schools in walking distance and German kids can cross roads but it could be done. Would you, however, ever speed on those roads.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The op picture is a rural US school. Bringing up how things are done in the city center of Hamburg is rather irrelevant. New York City children take the subway to school.

I already said I don't have a solution to US car culture. I only took issue with the ridiculous idea that the roads in front of rural US schools could be made safer by making them impassable by busses.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Things aren't done differently, in principle, in villages. You were the one brining up blocks or did you mean "buildings surrounded by roads and fields".

This is Wacken (the Wacken), I zoomed you in on the primary school. There's surrounding villages without school so it's bound to get bus traffic. Note how it's on a street that's wide enough for that, but not the main road, the one with all the through-traffic. Can you understand that principle. (Main Roads, actually, Wacken has two, Schenefelder and Hauptstraße).

I only took issue with the ridiculous idea that the roads in front of rural US schools could be made safer by making them impassable by busses.

Noone ever said that? At least I didn't.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I brought up blocks because the poster attempted to reframe the argument from a rural US school into a city center where one way streets are possible. I pointed out that this wasn't applicable. It was not an inner city with blocks. One way streets are not a possible solution for this rural US school.

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other."

When you replied to me, this is what you were replying to.

That quote was the only point I am trying to address. I stated that a road that did not allow two small pickup trucks to pass would not be wide enough for two school busses to pass each other.

That's it.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why can't you have one-way streets in a rural area? Fork off the main street on one end, merge on the other. Pedestrian and bicycle traffic can be bidirectional, cars can take a little detour they don't use muscle energy.

Wide enough for one pickup and no opposing traffic, but so narrow that two pickups are going to really have to negotiate to move around each other."

How does that translate to "block the street for buses? If a street fits two pickups it fits two buses. They'll have to negotiate to move around each other so if you have many (which, as I told you a lot, you shouldn't) you should consider a one-way road, or maybe a meeting bay, or a wider street with choke points, or whatever. But it's not "blocking the road for buses".

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why can’t you have one-way streets in a rural area?

Cost. That separate road means buying land from someone and turning it into road. Do they have one way roads for rural schools in Germany? Because I looked at a few Grundschule in Bavaria on Google maps and didn't see any.

How does that translate to "block the street for buses? If a street fits two pickups it fits two buses.

He said small pickup truck such that two small pickup trucks could not pass without needing to maneuver.

A bus is .5 meters wider than a pickup truck.

It is cheaper and more convenient to have a speed camera that is active only during school hours.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cost. That separate road means buying land from someone and turning it into road. Do they have one way roads for rural schools in Germany? Because I looked at a few Grundschule in Bavaria on Google maps and didn’t see any.

You'll have a hard time finding a village with literally one single road. Certainly not one 1-2k which is the size that gets the school for the surrounding ones.

It is cheaper and more convenient to have a speed camera that is active only during school hours.

And also completely ineffective at preventing anything.Heck at least use road bumps. Narrow the road only in spots so that two monster trucks if you please fit on comfortably side by side for 50-100m or such, but then it narrows down to half that for just 5m. While you're at it build a crossing there, narrowing the roads at pedestrian crossing is standard practice in many places and it makes a hell a lot of sense. Yes, that slows down traffic because you might have to negotiate with oncoming traffic who goes first. Yes, that's precisely the point.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

First hits from list on Google

Alois-Kober-Grundschule

Grundschule Niederstotzingen

Grundschule Pfaffenhofen

Grundschule Lichtenau

Grund- und Mittelschule Wittislingen

Seyfried-Schweppermann-Schule Kastl, Klosterburg 6, 92280 Kastl, Germany

All located off a main road in the same style as US schools. Just like US schools, many have their own driveway that goes off the main road to the front of the school. (In the US this school driveway is one way.) It's the main road that has the speed camera for US schools. It is the main road that the original poster I replied to suggested making impassable to two way bus traffic.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Grundschule Niederstotzingen

That's not on a main road. Zoom out a bit, the main roads are the ones leading to other villages, named after those villages (or in the case of Ulm a city in that direction).

Grundschule Pfaffenhofen

neither

Didn't check the rest

Just like US schools, many have their own driveway that goes off the main road

Those are residential roads. This a view of the Niederstotzingen school from the road it's on, the gymnasium is on the other side. Look up and down the road, there's residential buildings there. Looking at the signage (or rather lack thereof), it's two-way. No lane markings though small roads just don't have them, you slow down and make sure to not shear off your side mirrors with the side mirrors of oncoming traffic. The little shack with a sign with an H is a bus stop. Only seems to be served by one bus line (at least I can't find more), here's the schelude. It connects to two train stations (including thie Niederstotzingen one) roughly every 30 minutes. Frankly speaking you can walk from there you'll be faster than waiting for the next bus.

Niederstotzingen is classed as a city btw, almost 5k inhabitants. It's not really a size thing in Germany though and nowadays the title doesn't have any legal meaning, city rights were granted by Kaiser Sigismund in 1430, meaning it served as the local trade hub or such. Congratulations, thanks to wikipedia I know now more about a tiny city I don't care about in a state I don't care for :)

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Is Bergstrabe one way? Does it connect to more than just the school? That's a main road. Does it have speed bumps? It is not a highway which was mentioned in the first reply when someone asked if US schools are on a highway.

There are residential houses on the same road as American rural schools. Look at the map of Comer elementary which is what this entire thread is about.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s a main road.

No it isn't:

a large road that goes from one town to another:

And yes you also see residential buildings on main roads. The reason this is a residential and not main road is due to its size and position away from through-traffic. It's a road where you have a quick look and then just cross, main roads are of the "eh I can look but I probably need to get to a crossing to get across" territory.

And no there's no speed bumps why would there if the road is narrow enough and people naturally drive slow enough, there's no through traffic, the residents don't race on it, etc.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

If you want to use the definition of a main road being one that goes directly from one town to another that's fine. In the US that's called a highway.

No matter what you call it, the larger road that goes near a school is the same in Germany and the US. Both have two way traffic.

And no there’s no speed bumps why would there if the road is narrow enough and people naturally drive slow enough, there’s no through traffic, the residents don’t race on it, etc.

Given that it is residential that connects to two other roads, it has through traffic. It would need to be a dead end to not have through traffic. The road isn't so narrow that busses can't pass each other. It's why I linked one school that has a labeled public bus stop.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My elementary school was 15 miles from my house. You think that's a safe distance for a 6 year old to travel alone?

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Let me look at a map... maybe 1km max anywhere in my 30k town to the next primary school and that's when you're living on the very very edge of town. Should be under 500m for most pupils.

If you're living in a rural area, outside of the next village (which will have a school), which is an absolute exception as things tend to cluster into villages in rural areas, it might be 5km. Not really an issue with a bike, I biked what 3.5km to Kindergarten (together with my mom). If you have less density than that you probably should have boarding schools.

For secondary education, if you're living in a village you'll probably have to take the bus to the nearest city. Regular public transport though the schedule will take school times into account. Yes, kids can walk 500m to the nearest station.

Bonus: All that school density -- smaller but way more of them -- means that there's obvious places to hold elections as there's a municipality-owned place in Sunday stroll distance to pretty much everywhere. The only downside are the ludicrously low tables.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Above you wondered why we need buses and I said that when I was 6 I lived 15 miles (24 km) from my school (and it was suburban, not rural). You then said that your school was 3.5 km away. I don't see how that answers my question.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

US suburbia has a higher density than the German countryside, having to travel 24km is nuts. That'd be defensible if you live in a tiny settlement 24km from a place with more than two dozen houses -- I'm sure those exist in the US but suburbia isn't that.

How many pupils were there at your school? My state has 106240 pupils in 393 primary schools, that's an average of 270. Minimum size under ordinary circumstances is 80, the smallest is on Nordstrandischmoor: An island, 18 inhabitants, five families, one school, one teacher, two students, here it is. That's because we don't do boarding in primary education so there's a maximum tolerable commute time/distance, once those kids are old enough they'll spend Monday through Friday on the mainland.

If your system insists that a school have at least 2k students or such then, yes, of course, walking to school will be an impossibility for most. Fix your school sizes and like 99% of students will be able to walk or bike, use buses or minivans or whatnot for the rest we do that too (not really possible in Nordstrandischmoor, thing doesn't even have a ferry but a rail link that's only usable when the tide is low).

And no it wasn't my school it was my Kindergarten, which wasn't, by a long shot, the closest to home it was the one my parents chose. I mentioned it to say that biking 3.5km is something a 4yold can do, physically, without any issue at all really.

[–] wesley@yall.theatl.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup, if a school bus is coming then everyone going the other way better slow down and watch out!

It's about not making it fit "comfortably", not that it can't fit at all. Drivers who feel uncomfortable naturally slow down and pay more attention.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Drivers who feel uncomfortable naturally slow down and pay more attention.

Congratulations, you stumbled upon the key point of traffic calming!