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I kinda want this to be real…
It's not too far off from how ed works!
How does ed work?
ed
, the "standard editor" (according to its man page) and the predecessor of vi (the "visual editor"), is a terminal editor that doesn't automatically display any of the text you're working on; you have to use thep
("print") command to display the lines your wish to see.ಠ_ಠ
If you have a Linux or Mac handy, you can trying it out! It's...kinda wild. If you know some Vim commands that start with
:
, there's a good chance they'll work ined
, except you don't type:
itself (effectively you're always in "command mode").There's also a novelty Twitter account, @ed1conf, that tweets about
ed
.Some coworkers told me a story about a previous job candidate who said his preferred editor was
ed
. They thought it would be really interesting to see someone actually use it. But during the actual interview, when he openeded
, he didn't recognize or understand it; he was actually accustomed to a graphical editor that he thought was calleded
because he apparently did all his work on a system where someone had symlinked or aliaseded
to a modern tool.Have fun:
gopher://katolaz.net/0/ed_tutorial.txt