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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 9 months ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.