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He says it's kind but no one asked the pig what he wants
You can ask. Just say "officer, can l lift you up and show you the stars"?
You bet your ass that pig gonna be kicking and screaming.
Well, probably depends how much it's used to humans and specifically you (and assuming neither have been horribly mistreating it).
But yeah, randomly getting lifted into the air probably isn't high on the list of favorite activities for any living being...
No different from the girls I pick up then.