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Extreme metal guitar skills linked to intrasexual competition, but not mating success (www.psypost.org)

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[–] Haus@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I've never seen a picture of Randy Rhoades or Yngwie Malmsteen with a girl...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Skwisgaar had some girls ...

[–] shadearg@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Skwisgaar Skwigelf needs no girls.

He is champion, he is top of the mountains.