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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 149 points 9 months ago

Here's a pic of some washed eggs in a refrigerator to scare the Europeans.

Bonus:

Microwaved water for tea.

[-] aard@kyu.de 85 points 9 months ago

What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it's fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I’ve never put mine in the fridge in all my decades as an American lol

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Way to humble brag about your imported European bananas that don't require refrigeration.

(It was a joke btw lol)

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

That's news to me

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you're thinking of a freezer.

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Europeans don't have freezers, they store their perishables in Angela Merkel's minge.

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago

I kinda prefer cold tomatoes on my tacos than room temp ones, and I mostly use it for pico de Gallo, which is kept in the fridge anyway, so those I do store in the fridge.

[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, and I feel like someone's gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 17 points 9 months ago

If "get egg all over their bananas" wasn't an euphemism before, I'm starting it now.

[-] DV8@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Once they've reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 9 months ago

IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

There's always money in the banana stand

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Bruh I'm not even European but that measuring cup got me shook.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Those eggs look almost artificial. Bleugh.

[-] MashedPotatoJeff@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

They might be, food photography is weird

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 9 months ago

I also just grabbed a random ass image off a search; it might be AI generated for all I know!

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

can you imagine searching for something on google and it just ai generates images on the fly

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Yo why are you keeping bananas in the fridge?

[-] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure that's a stock image so I don't think that's a pic of anyone's legit fridge.

But to answer your question, you can keep bananas on the counter until they reach your preferred level of ripeness and then put them in the fridge to slow down the ripening process so you have a few more days to eat them before they turn to complete mush. I do it all time to ensure I always have bananas around at my preferred level of ripeness.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

Avocados work the way you say. I wouldn’t do it to a banana

[-] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yes the outside goes brown, but the inside slows down it's ripening process. Eventually they will all go to mush, but you can keep them at peak ripeness for a few days longer by putting them in the fridge.

Then again most people won't eat a banana if it has a single brown spot on it, so I'm probably wasting my breath by telling people they can prevent food waste by eating discolored but perfectly ripe food.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They brown more in the fridge. If anything cold speeds up the banana going gross.

You mean it speeds up the time until they're ready to be banana bread? 😋

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

As an American I don't condone this practice of microwaving the water, except in extreme circumstances.

Edit: as a typical American, I've realized that I implicitly assumed OP is American, d'oh.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Oh. I thought you were deodorizing the microwave

[-] uis@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago

Microwaved water for tea.

This sounds so painfully long

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net -1 points 9 months ago

It takes less time than even an electric kettle.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

It kind of depends on the “quality” of the electricity that runs your domestic property. In the UK there is some serious juice coming through the socket and the kettles there go hard and fast.

[-] lordmauve@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I shell out for the premium electricity, the 99% electrons. The 95% stuff is fine but I have a lot of expensive devices; I want them to run as fast as possible.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Damn. I didn’t know they still manufactured the 95% electrons stuff. Probably left over stock that they sell at discounted prices.

[-] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world -5 points 9 months ago

This gives me the same vibe as Andrew Tate boasting about not recycling the pizza box. Not scared, sad

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