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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I remember something about a guy who had paid to put hardwood floors in his girl's place and then after the breakup he tore them up and took the wood with him.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Deliciously so.

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess it depends on how close the breakup was to the installation.

If she just broke up with him the days after he paid to have it installed, then I’m taking that wood back with me.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's a good point and I agree. I was thinking it would also depend on the conditions of the breakup. If it was due to infidelity, then yeah, I want my floor back.