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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I used get my weed from the sonic.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I remember that our KFC got busted by selling because the code was for "an extra biscuit". I was like "who doesn't order extra biscuits?!" Dumbest code word ever.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Code should have been an extra large side of green beans. No one ate that nasty mush of canned green beans.