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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 9 months ago by TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I ll take one meth please

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Would you like the Large MethDouble combo or just the meth?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You are articulating more like a shroom user

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll take 2 methamphetamine please

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You some kinda narc?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, you misunderstand. I am trying get some narcotic. As one does.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's what a narc would say! Pinky promise you ain't a cop so I know you're good?!?!?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

If I was a cop I would have to ~~shoot~~ tell you. I promise, we good. Now, are you going to sell said illicit drug for money?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Okay but you're probably going to want more.