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Chinese Economy Collapsing (lemmygrad.ml)
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[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

UK's books are in the black again because they ran out of red ink

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago

Stocks in left over black ink from all those old inkjet printers found in landfill sites increase GDP by 4pts this year as it's revealed that adding a bit of water brings then back to liquid.

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Turmoil in Britain this week as Nestlé refuses to let the British use water for bathing, choosing instead to sell Britain's waterways to the highest bidder—second-hand ink manufacturers. The price increase of Nestlé shares raise GDP another 3pts.