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Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians (www.theonion.com)
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[-] Guillermo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

1.15% of the population already died. Not all of them civilians.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

"We've only killed 27.000 people so we're the good guys, you see."

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