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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals (www.theonion.com)
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[-] nvvp@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 7 months ago

Nah, it's not going to be truly random. The lottery is fixed and only the poorest 30% are eligible.

[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

For some reason they all come from Cleveland

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