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[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

this needs an entomology paper

edit: hmmm https://www.thecommonscafe.com/3-simple-steps-to-keep-roaches-out-of-your-keurig-coffee-maker/

Around 40% of commercial coffee makers are infested with roaches. Garbage, sewage, and waste from humans can all be fertilized by roaches, and their intestinal parasites can spread. Look for different factors to determine if your coffee maker is infiltrated by these insects. Because coffee grounds and roaches almost look like each other, it may be difficult to identify them in your coffee maker.

Home brew forever.

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This text us written by AI and edited by drunk human.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah even the quoted paragraph is barely coherent, each sentence is only tangentially related to the others. It's like someone googled "cockroach coffee" and pasted in a sentence from each of the first 4 results... which is honestly probably not far from the truth.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

This article keeps contradicting itself. I suspect it was written by a LLM.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I'm suddenly glad I drink tea.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad I don't drink coffee. I think I wouldn't be able to handle a roach-infested anything in my home. At least, afaik, roaches aren't that much of a problem in Germany

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Well I'm glad I French press.