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Can you claim ilness and postpone the test? That could buy more time to try and remove it from your system.
Like I'm sure you read, the issue with cannabis is that the compounds are stored in fat cells which results in slow removal from the body.
Given your urgency and importance my suggestion would be to the following:
1 - claim ilness to postpone the test 2 - go on a bodybuilder cut (high protein, low fats and carbs diet, on a caloric deficit) 3 - exercise everyday (go for long walks, running, gym, etc)
This in theory would reduce your fat content and would make it more likely to pass the test. Plus, with the caloric deficit and exercise you would probably look exhausted when taking the test, corroborating your ilness claim.
Take this with a grain of salt since it's just theorycrafting.
Good luck and fuck cannabis testing laws!