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ways to close vim (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago
  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
[-] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

nuke it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
  • Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid
[-] diemechanist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

"Simple and easily explained."

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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