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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

            Unplug the computer
Shut the house electric safety switch down
Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post

[-] BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

nuke it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid

[-] diemechanist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

"Simple and easily explained."

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023

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