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ways to close vim (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 year ago by Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

cat /dev/zero > "/proc/$(pidof vim)/mem" is my favorite dumb way. Clear its memory, wait for the segfault.

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...you can write to program memory? Idk how exactly but that feels like a security risk.

[–] nintendiator@feddit.cl 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's your process, why shouldn't you be able to write to it? Vi is certainly doing it...

[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

You do need to be root to do it to arbitrary processes.

[–] vrkr@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dumb way.

Get fancy, add progress bar: pv < /dev/zero > "/proc/$(pidof vim)/mem"