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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.social 18 points 8 months ago

Was thinking about men who self-pleasure, but they’re men. If they want wage slaves badly enough, will they resort to Old Testament rules wrt this? A lot of already born are going to suffer and die, either way.