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Do not.. cum.. on the ground..
Is cumming on the bedside table alright with the Lord?
Just as long as you don't use the Lord's denture cup
Idk but definitely not under your desk. He hates that
No. Only the face. Or the neck, for the holy pearly necklace.
So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.