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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)
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[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

Fuck, I'm a 12yo stuck in an old man dad bod.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

I'm pretty sure I'm a 17 year old stuck in an old man dad bod, and it's fucking amazing. People sell me booze and power tools without question.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

Don't forget spray paint and lighters!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I can just...rent a bulldozer. Whenever I want. And no one will even try to stop me. Not until it's too late, at least.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don't know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 2 points 6 months ago

I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.

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