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And don’t forget, not only are they focused on oil but also lithium.
Because they know their goose is cooked but that won’t stop them double dipping in all of those Government hand outs.
Are you sure that’s lithium and not latinum?
263rd Rule of Acquisition: “ Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.”
#102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
You’ve got the lobes of a shrewd Ferengi.