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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This will reflect poorly on his application to NASA.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Leland Melvin should set him straight. He is a football player who almost played in the NFL, then he became an astronaut.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

Bro, I hate to break it to you, but NASA doesn't exist.