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And I thought my language had something unique. Turns out, saying "even from a sack full of pussies he would pull out a dick" to an unlucky person isn't that unique to us.
But, equally as revelatory, perhaps.
I've heard "he's so dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb"
I like this one - it's less about bad luck so it only applies to me half the time.